She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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