Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
as a side note pls kill me
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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