found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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