He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize