is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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