The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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