Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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