I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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