Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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