my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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