She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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