I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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