you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
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I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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