dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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