I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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