i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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