i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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