She announced her abortion via fbk
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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