what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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