I heard we made out
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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