That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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