She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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