I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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