Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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