dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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