He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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