her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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