party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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