So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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