I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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