You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
im holly from the hills drunk
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize