Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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