I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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