When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
