Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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