The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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