..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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