Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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