How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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