Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I would fuck him just for his dog
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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