your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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