He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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