whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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