I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
jump out the window naked night went bad
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