Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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