I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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