i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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