How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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