gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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