margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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