The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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