It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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