I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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