I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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