I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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